Tuesday, 16 June 2015
I can't find the end of the duct tape. I could be here for hours and I need somebody to help me. I've never been a very practical person but I don't think I'll ever find the end of the duct tape. I need somebody to help me. I need a duct tape specialist or the duct tape fairy.
This always happens to me. I'm just not very good at duct tape. It will be Christmas soon and I still won't have found the end of the duct tape. This is like the duct tape version of Chinese Water Torture.
For God's sake where is the end?
I roll it around in my hands as if the end will magically appear. But I'm not looking to pull a rabbit out of a hat, I'm looking for the end of the duct tape and I haven't got the rest of my life to find it.
Soon she will be awake. Soon she will start screaming.
(C) Ally Atherton 2015