Of course I'm grumpy, wouldn't you be if you had to sit here all day? Come rain or shine I'm here and nobody so much as batters an eyelid. Occasionally they rub my foot and make a wish like I'm Aladdin and his Pissing Lamp, like I'm suddenly going to jump down and nip to ARGOS for their new telly.
Nobody bothers to ask what I want. You're selfish the lot of you, but if I could make one wish I'd ask for eyes in the back of my head.
That's where it happened, I heard you scream.
In 1985.
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This 100 word piece was written for 100 words on Saturday, a great writing challenge over at Write Tribe. You can find more about the challenge by clicking the following picture
This is such a beautiful and fun take on the prompt. Love the last lines:)
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Thankyou Vishalbheeroo,
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Ally :)