Friday, 14 August 2015
Today's Friday Phrases via twitter
'Wake up it's killing time.'
I opened my eyes and saw that our doors were open. I was terrified. Today friendships would end in death.
It takes 2 - 4 years to get to know somebody. Couples who wait this long before marriage are less likely to kill each other with a cleaver.
I remember clearly the day me and my wife had a bath together. It would have been romantic but I had the tap end and she was quite dead.
At 9 I used to kill time by hiding in my wardrobe. Closing my eyes
for Narnia or Trisha, the girl next door's bedroom.